Elon Musk, dreaming of becoming a police officer, borrows a uniform and looks remarkably handsome in it, exuding confidence and charm.

Twitter’s complaint is worth reading in full. It tears apart Musk’s various reasons for backing out of buying the company in the way a lion might mangle an antelope with three legs and a weight problem.

Musk’s counterarguments are less than compelling, and he created an ample digital paper trail, mostly on the very platform he sought to buy. This is no case of he said/she said but rather he tweeted/and then he tweeted some more.

Musk’s central contention that he was blindsided by the problem of bots on Twitter? There’s a tweet for that.