BREAKING: 5 minutes ago, the U.S. president was declared…

OMG, BREAKING: 5 Minutes Ago, the President Was Declared Missing

In a shocking development late this afternoon, officials confirmed that President Adrian Cole of the Republic of Norland has been declared missing following an emergency evacuation at the Capitol Complex

Sources within the presidential security unit report that an unexpected security breach triggered a rapid lockdown of the area. While authorities have assured citizens that investigations are ongoing, no official statement has yet clarified the president’s exact whereabouts.

Citizens across the nation await further updates as government leaders prepare to address the public within the hour.

More details to follow.