Imagine being a graduating cadet at West Point excited for your special day. And then in walks Donald Trump talking about “trophy wives,” how he doesn’t understand how stealth planes work, and bragging about his election victory, and then he leaves early.

West Point, and rambled on for a good hour reprising the trophy wives and yachts story he told the Boy Scouts back in 2017 and boasting about his felonies, saying,

“I went through more investigations than Alphonse Capone, and now I’m talking to you as president, can you believe this?” This was his lesson in perseverance to the graduates: no matter how many crimes you commit, you too can become president.

Arlington National Cemetery in which he shared with all the people who were there mourning their loved ones that he was glad that he hadn’t won his second term until now because he “got the World Cup and the Olympics.” I’m sure that was very comforting.